The Real Rules of Women
-some random thing i found online-

-They seem to think that going to the bathroom is a social event, not a bodily function
-Women are rarely right the first time, but they excel at changing their minds.
-They are often quite opinionated, but they don't have a clue why.
-Women spend more time doing useless things like fixing their hair than really important things like fixing dinner
-Their attention spans can't handle talking about a single subject for more than 30 seconds.
-Women think the speed limit is a government-approved suggestion and that those double yellow lines are merely for decorating the road.
-They cry when they are sad, angry, upset, happy, frustrated, or whenever else an opportunity is presented.
-They think the death of a pet hamster is one of the most traumatic events of their childhood
-If you don't notice their new haircut, sweater, socks, nail polish, ect., you might as well kiss friendship goodbye.
-They root for the football team with the prettiest uniforms.
-They ask questions that have absolutely no right answer. "Do you think I'm gaining weight?"
-Among the things they think essential to sustain life, they list shopping malls.


ok so i thought it was funny and random and felt like sharing some stuff about us women. most of that stuff is true i think, or at least for me it is. : )